The Nine Satanic Statements
1, Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence.
2, Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3, Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4, Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates! |
5, Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6, Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires! |
7, Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all! |
8, Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification! |
9, Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years! |
